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[Nov. 21st, 2009|01:27 am] |
Because I looked at lj for the first time in a billion years and saw this meme.
Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper on their LiveJournal.
-Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
-Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!
1: It's Horo
2: I like Horo
3: I like Horo
4: She's nekkid
5: I like nekkid Horo
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| WOOPATOOOOOOOOOOO |
[Aug. 13th, 2009|11:51 pm] |
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Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. This is harder than you think.
Pick Your Artist: The Melvins
Are you male or female: Jew Boy Flower Head
Describe yourself: The Fool, The Meddling Idiot
How do you feel about yourself: See How Pretty, See How Smart
Describe where you currently live: A Vast Filthy Prison
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Brain Centre at Whipples
Your favorite form of transportation: Yuppie Cadillac
Your best friend is: Captain Pungent
Your favorite color is: Happy Grey or Black
What's the weather like: Shit Storm
Favorite time of day: Night Goat
If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: The Kicking Machine
What is life to you: Laughing with Lucifer at Satan's Sideshow
What is the best advice you have to give: Roll Another One
If you could change your name, what would it be: Magic Pig Detective
Your favorite food is: Breakfast on the Sly
Thought for the Day: Safety Third
How I would like to die: Terpulative Guns And Drugs |
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[Jul. 24th, 2009|01:05 am] |
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shannon told me to make a livejournal entry so im going to make one using no punctuation or capital letter and so on because that is lame whats going on boba fett is a pretty cool guy and stuff i dont have anything to say gotta go to work tommorow that should suck i find that pants are for wearing and i have legs and also i have eyes i dunno whatever shutup waffle |
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| CHAINSAW MAID |
[Apr. 20th, 2009|12:54 am] |
THe most awesome claymation I have seen since Gumby.
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|12:17 am] |
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivites.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 2
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 3
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[xxxxxx] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[ ] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 2
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[x] You’re an excellent cook. (Noone cooks cup noodles like me, motherfucker)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair (It's long, but not really long).
Total: 1
Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair.
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sport/s.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1
Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs).
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3
And at last...Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc... )
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 2
I'M A SEXY GIRL WITH GLASSES MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAW YEAH WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME BECAUSE I KNOW I DO |
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| What's Your Personality Type? |
[Mar. 24th, 2009|10:24 pm] |
| You Are An ISTP |  The Mechanic
You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.
A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.
You seem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable to outsiders.
You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.
In love, you tend to be very easy going and flexible.
The only thing you can't stand for is someone trying to change you or your life.
At work, you can stay completely calm under pressure. You handle stress well.
You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete.
How you see yourself: Logical, flexible, and unconventional
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Indecisive, flippant, and disrespectful |
Flapjacks. Kind of accurate? Whatever. Time to have a sexy dance party in Dalaran. |
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| I <3 you wafu~ |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|04:06 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | work | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | the sound of my brain fisting itself | ] |
Stalked again, a rant by tehsauce. | mrwaffle is stalking tehsauce | | mrwaffle's REAL name : | Landon Neill | | mrwaffle's REAL DOB : | 17th November 1989 | | Height :198 cm | Weight : 113.7 kg | | mrwaffle has dreamt about you : | 30 times | | mrwaffle became interested in you : | 31st January 2008 | | mrwaffle's latest dream about you | | You and mrwaffle are in a bar. mrwaffle carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. mrwaffle starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans. | | This is how mrwaffle describes your relationship behind your back | | 'It's all gone to shit. I can't be without him. Tonight's the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?' | | mrwaffle's been stealing stuff from your house too. | | mrwaffle wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of tehsauce's wristwatch | | They've even started modifying their body for you | | mrwaffle spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs. | | They sent the following message to you in a Valentines | | Hunnybugs! I'm drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I'll no doubt find land! |
| The Police | | No. calls to the police : | 21 times | | Your Last Call to The Police | | "Look, could you send a squad car over? It's just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they've been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they've just found one of my bank statements as they've just ran off again." | | mrwaffle's Police File | | If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that mrwaffle is roaming the streets. |
| Testimonies about mrwaffle |
| jujika275 - Marathon Munt |
| 'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' |
| onizuneko - The Devil In Disguise |
| 'I've known them both for a long time and I can safely say I've never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.' |
| got_dave - Long-haul trucker |
| 'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. tehsauce should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.' |
| thegreygoblin - Worships the sun |
| 'mrwaffle is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.' |
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| A fish over here |
[Feb. 4th, 2009|09:43 pm] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The Melvins - Mombius Hibachi | ] |
I love Ugly Kid Joe. |
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| FOR THE WHORED |
[Dec. 17th, 2008|11:32 pm] |
Flying upside down on a bear on a flying carpet. The only way to travel. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|10:38 pm] |
1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT
Tehsauce shrugs. Who knows? |
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| taste the rainbow |
[Nov. 24th, 2008|04:14 pm] |
So, tehsauce, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 20% unique (blame, for example, your interest in wanking goats) and 0% herdlike. When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.
Your overall weirdness is: 45(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 84% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
THERE'S SOMEBODY IN MY HOUSE!
EATING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
consider this a serious LJ update. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2008|03:47 pm] |
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MCCAIN WINS TOO BAD LOSERS |
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[Oct. 17th, 2008|02:58 pm] |
AMERICAN POLITICS LOL |
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| DONT EVER DRINK UNDERAGE! |
[May. 19th, 2008|11:42 am] |
Repoasting from epic thread about anit-underage drinking posters from Anon's high school. These are the ones that made me fukken lol:
wait wat
That's right. Stay away from alcohol and YOU TOO CAN ENJOY PIZZA AND VAN HELSING!
And lastly, this:
I'LL COME WRECK YOUR HOUSE BOY! |
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| It'sa meeee... |
[May. 14th, 2008|11:18 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | canada | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | Blamonge | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Mastodon - Sickleg | ] |
Check out my badass top hat. Aaaaaaaaaw yeah. |
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| Woo phone post |
[Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:39 am] |
I typed out a big entry with my phone while sitting here at melb airport then i hit the wrong button and lost it all. Fuck.
And my flight has just been delayed by a full hour :( |
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eric is bananaman
I lold