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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|08:31 pm] |
So shannon linked This hero making thing. These are mine:
I kinda ran out of inspiration with this asshole. |
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| DONT EVER DRINK UNDERAGE! |
[May. 19th, 2008|11:42 am] |
Repoasting from epic thread about anit-underage drinking posters from Anon's high school. These are the ones that made me fukken lol:
wait wat
That's right. Stay away from alcohol and YOU TOO CAN ENJOY PIZZA AND VAN HELSING!
And lastly, this:
I'LL COME WRECK YOUR HOUSE BOY! |
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| It'sa meeee... |
[May. 14th, 2008|11:18 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | canada | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | Blamonge | ] |
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| | Mastodon - Sickleg | ] |
Check out my badass top hat. Aaaaaaaaaw yeah. |
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| Woo phone post |
[Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:39 am] |
I typed out a big entry with my phone while sitting here at melb airport then i hit the wrong button and lost it all. Fuck.
And my flight has just been delayed by a full hour :( |
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| holy goddamn shit look at these motherfucking stupid memes they fucking have shit all over them |
[Mar. 8th, 2008|12:20 am] |
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After you die...
Poltergeist
After death, you will become an enraged poltergeist. You will choose not to follow the light, but instead torment whoever happens to co-exist in the same space as you. Your anger will never diminish, but you will find solace in destroying expensive china.
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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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You should get a dress that's...
Orange - Trendy |
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| You are trendy and hip. You are a social butterfly and have so many friends. An orange dress will let you stand out in the crowd, and will add to your natural beauty. |
'What Prom Dress should you get?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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| Stolen from Lacrox |
[Feb. 18th, 2008|09:59 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Vertebra C7 | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  black box with pulsating mouth | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Behemoth - Christians to the Lions | ] |
I am: made entirely out of tin
I am not: a communist
I love: Ben Affleck
I hate: the hater
I ate: a booger
I said: "Tricking a blind person would be so easy..."
I fear: being raped by a bear
I hope: that they bring back those bags of ninja turtles chips they used to have when I was like 5
I want: robot arms
I regret: not doing a backflip
I cry over: the death of Optimus Prime
I care about: transformers cause there's more than meets the eye
I am always: happy to not have leprosy
I listen: to country and western music
I believe: not all who wander are lost
I hide from: kevin mcalister
I sing when: I damn well feel like it
I write: "dicks" backwards in the dirt on the back windows of peoples cars
I miss: when my aim is off
I learned: that everybody poops
I feel: myself
I know: what's beneath the trap door
I dream about: killing ninjas
I wonder about: that boy sometimes
I have: not got aids
I give: helpful suggestions to people often
I fight: for the glory of the king
I need: an army of trained mice to steal precious jewels from museums for me
I say: your mum |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|02:37 pm] |
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| | peru | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  sleeping black square | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Dillinger Escape Plan with Mike Patton - Come to Daddy | ] |
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| Stolen from some girl who's n my flist for some reason |
[Feb. 8th, 2008|11:12 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | lust penis | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | We Built This Come Death - Mastodon | ] |
Some itunes thing LETS DOING IT
Number of Songs Total: 3466
Total Length of Songs: 9.9 Days
Sort by song title
First song: THE ⅢD EMPIRE - Dir en Grey
Last song: 9 Percent - Real Reggae
Sort by time
Shortest song: 4 Way tie - [untitled] - Cephalic Carnage, Book 1: Page 13 - Fantomas, Shut up - Cephalic Carnage, [untitled] - Cephalic Carnage (different to the first one) - All 4 seconds long
Longest song: Delirium Cordia - Fantomas - 1h:14m:17s
Sort by album
First song: The Talking Horse - The Melvins from (A) Senile Animal
Last song: Cunt - Brother Lucas
Sort by artist
First song: I Only Hit You Because Your Pretty When You Cry - Anal Blast
Last song: Zombies from Tokyo - Zombie Ritual
First 10 songs that come up on shuffle
1. Go Into The Water - Dethklok
2. Imperial - Strapping Young Lad
3. South of Heaven - Slayer
4. As He Crates, SO he Destroys - Nile
5. Ritual - Gorgoroth
6. You're Better Off Dead - Children of Bodom
7. Kick You When You're Down - Machine Head
8. Colony of Birchmen - Mastodon
9. Here Comes the Pain - Slayer
10. Orgasmatron - Sepultura
Search...
"sex" - how many songs come up?: 151 (Thankyou sex machineguns XD)
"love" - how many songs come up?: 30
"you" - how many songs come up?: 224
"death" - how many songs come up?: 110 |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|06:53 pm] |
Have you guys heard that Heath Ledger died? |
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| Automatically generated drama that made me lol |
[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:24 pm] |
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| | the sticks | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  on the way to drunkeness | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Live) | ] |
I was supposed to get together with ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) discofever and lapzod Thursday but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.
This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!
I'M SICK OF SEEING THE SAME PEOPLE! GET IT?
ps i need you all to send me money. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2007|01:30 am] |
COUSIN BALKI! ON DVD! DO WANT! |
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| Stolen from Venus because it is kinda rad |
[Dec. 11th, 2007|09:58 pm] |
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| | Woodrow Wilson - Eleutherodactylus crenunguis | ] |
Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.
Like Venus, I am going to make covers! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST BRUTAL ALBUM SINCE AQUA'S AQUARIUM!
MULTI AWARD WINNING NEW ALBUM FROM WOODROW WILSON - THE LONG AWAITED TEREDO TUNNELING!
With fifteen colon-implodingly BRUTAL tracks!
That was fun |
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| Gary Motherfucking Oak |
[Dec. 6th, 2007|07:49 pm] |
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| oowaaahoooh woooooo haaaahwoooo |
[Nov. 24th, 2007|05:43 pm] |
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| [ | Current Location |
| | in wet pants | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Devin Townsend - Planet Smasher | ] |
I steal this metals meme so suk a fat one
1. What is your favorite metal genre?
Death metal
2. Do you like Lars Ulrich?
Hes a good drummer but a slight bit of a total faggot.
3. Last Album you bought/Downloaded?
Devildriver - The Last Kind Words And got it signed by the band oh yeah)
5. Last gig you attended?
Gigantour
6. Last gig you missed?
Down ;-;
7. Favorite American Band?
Devildriver
8. Favorite Norwegian Band?
Dimmu Borgir
9. Age you started listening to metal?
14 or so
10. First CD you bought?
No Idea... Probably a Sepultura album
11. Favourite metal filmclip?
Dream Evil - Fire Battle in Metal
12. Favourite metal guy/girl?
Kerry King (Slayer), Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy)
13. Do you know how to growl like Corpsegrinder?
Kinda sorta
14. Do you own any metal tshirts?
About 7 billion
15. Are Vinyls releases better than CD ones?
No
16. Name your 3 Favourite Death metal bands.
Cannibal Corpse, Nile, Arch Enemy
17. Name your 3 Favourite Black metal bands.
Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth
18. Name your 3 Favourite Thrash metal bands.
Slayer, Nailbomb, Sepultura
19. Do you believe in Satan?
No
20. Are Metallica Sell outs?
I dunno, but anything they released after the black album sucks nutbutter.
21. Do you think Darkthrone sold out when they released a single?
Your mum's single
22. Name one song with SATAN in the title?
Satan Is A Gay Porno Star by Zimmer's Hole
23. Do your parents like metal?
Not from memory
24. Is MySpace intensely gay?
Yes.
25. Best band you've seen live?
Slayer
26. Best metal band in your hometown?
The Iron Chefs
27. Favourite deceased metaller?
Dimebag
28. Do keyboards belong in metal?
Watch this clip and tell me keyboards aren't FUCKING AWESOME
29. Does the idea of wearing medieval armour and fighting battles arouse you?
Only if I'm fighting for the glory of the king in fields of desolation and slaying the drag-on
30. Injuries you've suffered in the mosh?
Was covered in bruises after Slayer
31. Best Australian metal band?
The Iron Chefs
32. Whats better, buying a full length or buying an EP?
downloading both HAH~
33. Do you visit Metal-Archives frequently?
umwot?
34. Did you think it ruled when Varg (Burzum) killed Euronymous?
*burp*
35. Would you kill Dani Filth if given the chance?
I'd probably just kick him a bit
36. Do you like short fast songs or long epic songs?
All of the above
37. Is Lemmy God?
Duh
38. Do you support church burnings?
I don't care either way
39. Do you really care about metal these days?
I care about metal like it was my one-legged retard baby.
40. Who's better, Philip Anselmo or Tom Araya?
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE |
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[Nov. 13th, 2007|08:45 pm] |
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| | Arch Enemy - Revolution Begins | ] |
Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen-capture so as to add to the element of fun. Tag six of your friends and ask them to give you a view of their desktops as well.
Dual monitors ftw. Now you can see the two icons I have on my desktop INTERESTING WOW
I tag 6 blind jewish midget fishermen. |
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| Dear Indonesia, leave me alone... |
[Nov. 12th, 2007|04:48 pm] |
Why is somebody from Indonesia sending me text messages at 3:30am asking me if my name is Veronica (relatively certain it isn't) and why their boyfriend has my phone number?
Srsly.
What the fuck... |
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| King Boo |
[Nov. 4th, 2007|03:11 pm] |
Back from Seeing Arch Enemy and Machine head in sydney. Concert kicked 14 different kinds of ass. Arch Enemy and Machine Head were brutal and awesome. Trivium also played, but they gargle dog balls and weren't particularly enjoyable. Dot points and photo's to follow!
- Ramen from Ichiban Boshi is delicious.
- Won four of these Boo toys from a skill tester machine. I am totally rad '-'b
- Went into Galaxy World to see what stuff they had, looked upstairs and bricked in my pants because of this:
Screw Initial D, this is clearly the greatest arcade game of all time.
- Got a bunch of T-shirts and a live Children of Bodom DVD and other bits and pieces.
- Now for concert photos! We (Shannon and I) were about 3-4 people back from the barrier, so excuse the fact that some of the photos aren't exactly in focus... It's hard to get a good photo where you're crammed into a space one third of your actual size with no steady footing while being pushed and crushed from all directions.
Angela, Arch Enemy vocalist
( More photos under this magical cut if anybody cares )
Video I got of Machine Head playing their song "Old". Sound is pants thanks to the pummeling bass '-'b
All in all a rad concert and a good couple of days in sydney. However, I am sore and I go die now. |
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| Wicky wicky |
[Oct. 24th, 2007|05:40 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | The Man's house | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  Working. Srsly... | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Machine Head - Aesthetics of Hate (Live) | ] |
Hello,
I'm posting an entry. I'm at work putting in some OVARTIEM and decided LJ was more fun than work. Work is worktastic. Boring data entry and answering phones and dealing with asshole fuckwit moron shitgobblers... not much has changed between working for the government and my old job dealing with boring data entry and asshole fuckwit moron shitgobblers at the car dealership... Apart from the government paying me nearly twice as much. That is rad.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON? DOT POINTS THATS WHAT BITCHES!
- Ok so dashes, not dots, but you get the idea.
- Arch Enemy and Machine Head gig in Sydney next week. Fuck yeah, shit's gonna RAWK HARD. Plus I can get the delicious ramen I crave.
- Gigantour two weeks after that, get to see Devildriver again.
- The branch head (my big boss) just walked over and put something in the recycling bin across from my desk. Had to quickly look like I was busy with work. Mission successful '-'b
- Need money to fix my car up as the suspension is way heaps rooted. Donations will be greatfully accepted.
- For anyone who's never watched it, Home Movies could be one of the most amusing cartoons ever. I used to watch it on Cartoon Network when I lived back home and remembered about it not long ago and downloaded it all. It is made of win and lulz.
- It is now time for me to make like a hockey player and piss off home. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2007|02:39 am] |
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[Sep. 16th, 2007|01:15 am] |
i am a capsicum with seven legs
i am a sausage with fourteen livers
giant stupid guy with a tree growinbg in his leg
an unfortunate business of lemurs and gordon.
NAUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
take the cheesecake and send it to the mars captain |
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